So being gay isn’t as bad as being a necrophiliac—but gay dudes fucking other gay dudes exists at the “opposite end of the same spectrum” as gay or straight dudes fucking the dead. Thanks for the clarification, Governor Huckabee.
Oh, and being gay is bad, but it isn’t as bad as being into BDSM. Gays are perverts, says Mike, but BDSMers—even straight married BDSMers—are way more, um, perverteder.
Huckabee, of course, is one of the Republican presidential candidates who refuses to disavow torture—they all do, save John McCain. So Huckabee’s position on torture is this: If you pretend to torture a consenting adult because you both enjoy it, that’s sick. If the government really tortures a helpless prisoner—even though torture is immoral, illegal, and ineffective—that’s America, bitch.
So says Mike Fuckabee, “Christian leader” and GOP frontrunner.
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