Is Page Six Magazine a hazard to your health? YES! But only if you work there.

An operative writes in to tell Jossip “there are hundreds of toxic black mold spores that have just recently been discovered growing behind a series of file cabinets” in front of the art/ad sales department.

“Many Page Six Magazine staff members have refused to show up to the office until the matter is thoroughly investigated. Apparently there was a recent flood (last spring) on the 9th floor of theNY Post offices and that is what spawned the spores.”

Editor-in-chief Margi Conklin is said to have “expressed concern” over staffers’ health and, more importantly!, is “concerned about making the Thursday night close in time for the Sunday edition of the Post.”

“Many of the office members have suffered from unexplainable abdominal pains and a rash around their mid section.” Hardship! Especially for the pregnant lady we hear is on staff. She’s ’specially scaredy-cat.

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Matt said, April 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am

This is 100% real. I’m so glad that internet has people, who write so wonderful, and who don’t lie online.

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jimmymaclet said, April 9th, 2008 at 2:24 am

Lovely post. I like your pencraft and that’s great that you’ve opened this subject. Only fool can disagree with this!

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