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Jessica: Headline: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ she’s a wacky lady

Ryan: I want Ariana and Hilary to have a sketch show

Jessica: for sure

Jessica: they would definitely be sponsored by aqua net

Jessica: Scott McClellan was on Olbermann’s show last night — it was so interesting

Ryan: I don’t know what that sentence means

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While reading a breaking story on CNN about an act of eco-terrorism in a Seattle sub-divesion that broke 20 minutes ago, the advertising on the side of the story gave away who really burned down all those houses in Seattle, it’s like he is waving as he walks away from the burning flames! Click on the image or here for a closer look.

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amazing…..i love this so much.

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Another reason why I can’t wait to have kids.

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Is Page Six Magazine a hazard to your health? YES! But only if you work there.

An operative writes in to tell Jossip “there are hundreds of toxic black mold spores that have just recently been discovered growing behind a series of file cabinets” in front of the art/ad sales department.

“Many Page Six Magazine staff members have refused to show up to the office until the matter is thoroughly investigated. Apparently there was a recent flood (last spring) on the 9th floor of theNY Post offices and that is what spawned the spores.”

Editor-in-chief Margi Conklin is said to have “expressed concern” over staffers’ health and, more importantly!, is “concerned about making the Thursday night close in time for the Sunday edition of the Post.”

“Many of the office members have suffered from unexplainable abdominal pains and a rash around their mid section.” Hardship! Especially for the pregnant lady we hear is on staff. She’s ’specially scaredy-cat.

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Picking up food with chopsticks is hard enough, now imagine picking that food off a nearly nude model. The Temple Restaurant in downtown Minneapolis is now the first restaurant in its area to serve sushi off the bodies of reclining models.”That’s body sushi, they call it. Instead of using a plate, you use a body,” said owner Thom Pham. Pham said the layout looks like a “beautiful piece of art. … It’s something different, something unusual.”The sushi is placed on bamboo or banana leaves which are glued to the models’ bodies.Pham said diners have to follow a very direct set of rules.”They have to fully respect the model, they can only use chopsticks to pick up the sushi,” Pham said.Around the world, it’s known as “naked sushi.” Pham said it’s very popular in Japan and Hong Kong. It also has made its way to New York and Seattle.Minneapolis city licensing agent Ricardo Cervantes said his officers will watch a demonstration of how the dining experience will work before Temple’s first scheduled body sushi experience in early March.If officials are satisfied with the “safety and sanitary” aspects of the practice, then the restaurant will be able to proceed.Cervantes said any “moral issues” that people may have with it would have to be addressed by the City Council.Pham said he has hired five female models and two male models so far. They’re training right now.”They have to be hairless,” he said. “They have to learn how to breathe evenly so they don’t move too much.”Basically, they have to sit still for an hour and a half while people poke at the food sitting atop their exposed body. “The money is good and they enjoy doing it,” Pham added.Patrons will pay $150 each for the dining experience, and they will need at least a party of six to book a meal.Pham said he has sold at least eight parties so far.

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Don’t you just hate when some upstart comes along and threatens your best-laid plans? We were struck by how well one of Reese Witherspoon’s monologues from the film Election fits the narrative of Campaign 2008.

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“Marylin Monroe was strapped to a gurney, other than me and Britney, no one’s been strapped to a gurney.” — Courtney Love. Nice Courtney, nice.Watch Court on Access Hollywood promoting nothing but herself and see how she makes this whole damn Britney mess all about her. Um, do you think Britney (or Lindsay) even know who you are? I doubt either could name one of your songs. And Doll, why are you watching “E! 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops”? Come on now Courtney, go make some music, or eat a bagel, or look in the mirror while applying your lipstick. Bless.

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Well Well Well… I was wondering what was going to get me through this weekend before my trip to NY, and it is non-other than PLANET UNICORN EPISODE #6 “Christmas in February”, by far the best thing since I found out about Kate Nash last year, same exact feeling….same. Im Santa Clause, GOODDBYYEEEE.

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Gawker video guru Richard Blakeley MASHED-UP two of the New York Times’ interactive news maps: one showing the deadly path of Tuesday’s tornadoes, the other showing which Democratic candidates won which states on Super Tuesday. The results: does God hate Hillary? (And note: Obama won Alabama, but Hillary won each county in that state with a recorded death from Tuesday’s storms.)

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