A little fun for the weekend. (Music: Gnarles Barkley “Run”)

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From Our Friends at Popsquire

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Is Page Six Magazine a hazard to your health? YES! But only if you work there.

An operative writes in to tell Jossip “there are hundreds of toxic black mold spores that have just recently been discovered growing behind a series of file cabinets” in front of the art/ad sales department.

“Many Page Six Magazine staff members have refused to show up to the office until the matter is thoroughly investigated. Apparently there was a recent flood (last spring) on the 9th floor of theNY Post offices and that is what spawned the spores.”

Editor-in-chief Margi Conklin is said to have “expressed concern” over staffers’ health and, more importantly!, is “concerned about making the Thursday night close in time for the Sunday edition of the Post.”

“Many of the office members have suffered from unexplainable abdominal pains and a rash around their mid section.” Hardship! Especially for the pregnant lady we hear is on staff. She’s ’specially scaredy-cat.

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Well, I have an inside scoop on all the ABC shows reurning, and not returning after the strike….soooo here is what I know.

Dirty Sexy Money, Private Practice & Pushing Daisies will NOT be back this spring… new episodes for these programs will be ready for the fall.

As for the rest of their shows:

New Episodes for Spring 2008

According to Jim – 18 (ugh, boring)
Boston Legal – 6
Brothers & Sisters – 4
Desperate Housewives – 7
Grey’s Anatomy – 5
Lost – 5 (ONLY 5!!!???)
Men In Trees – 10 (who watches this?)
Samantha Who – 6
Ugly Betty – 5

Prime schedule by day:

Mondays
7 – 8:30P Dancing with the Stars (3/17/08)
8:30 – 9P Samantha Who (3/31/08 )
9 – 10P Bachelor (3/17/08 Premiere – 5/12/08 Finale)
**Bachelorette (5/19/08 Premiere following Dancing w/ Stars Finale)

Tuesdays
7 – 8P According to Jim (2 30 min episodes back to back)
8 – 9P Dancing w/ Stars Results (3/25/08)
9 – 10P Boston Legal (4/8/08)

Wednesdays
7 – 8P Wife Swap
8 – 9P Supernanny
9 – 10P Men in Trees (2/27/08)

Thursdays
7 – 8P Lost Encore
8 – 9P Lost (3/13/08 last new episode before moving to new time period)
9 – 10P Eli Stone

**Ugly Betty will return to 7-8p time period probably in late April to air 5 new episodes through May Sweep – no return/finale dates estimated yet

**News Magazine (no show description) will probably fill 8-9P time period between end of Lost new episodes & beginning of Grey’s

**Grey’s Anatomy will return to 8-9P time period probably in late April to air 5 new episodes through May Sweeps – no return/finale dates estimated yet

**Lost will move to 9-10P time period in April to air 6 (5 + 1 saved from previous 8 already filmed) new episodes through May Sweeps – no return/finale dates estimate yet

Fridays
7 – 8P Grey’s Anatomy Repeats
8 – 9P Desperate Housewives Repeats
9 – 10P 20/20

Saturdays
7 – 10P Movie

Sundays
6 – 7P America’s Funniest Home Videos
7 – 8P Extreme Makeover: Home
8 – 9P Oprah’s Big Give (3/2/08)
9 – 10P Here Come the Newlyweds (3/2/08 Premiere)

**Desperate Housewives may return on 4/13/08 with new episodes in 9-10P time period, and then move to 8-9P time period on 4/20, with possible 2 hr finale on 5/18/08.

**Brothers & Sisters may return to 9 – 10P time period on 4/20/08 with new episodes, with finale on 5/11/08.

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Well Well Well… I was wondering what was going to get me through this weekend before my trip to NY, and it is non-other than PLANET UNICORN EPISODE #6 “Christmas in February”, by far the best thing since I found out about Kate Nash last year, same exact feeling….same. Im Santa Clause, GOODDBYYEEEE.

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In this dramedy, a professor becomes a bitter eccentric after the death of his longtime wife. After falling for a former student, he is then able to reconnect with the outside world. Sarah Jessica Parker, Dennis Quaid, Ellen Page, Thomas Haden Church and Rachel Weisz star.

Dennis Quaid plays the leading role (who actually looks quite good) BUT, Do I really have to sit through another movie and watch Ellen Page blurt out stupid one liners in her crass, I sound like Dharia that cartoon girl from MTV, voice?! We get it Ellen, your quirky. We get it Ellen, your a rebel. We get it Ellen, you like indie-rock.

Geez. Don’t even get me started on Thomas Hayden Church.

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Never has speaking about yourself in the 3rd sounded so sweet. I’m gonna miss Lyric. I hope now that she has pop’d off the Bad Girls Club she has plenty of time to watch Tyra. And does this solidify Tyra as the Oprah of the next gen? I think it might. Afraid for the future.

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 Eveyrone…and Anyone who call’s those Phone Sex lines. You may be talking to Opal…

“…so damn disturbing.” - Felix Vasquez Jr., Film Threat

“This profane documentary is at first extremely off-putting but then ranges colorfully from funny to downright provocative.” - Jonathan W. Hickman, Entertainment Insiders

View it after the jump…

continue reading "Phone Sex Grandma - NOT FOR All of it"

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Last night, as all you people worth-a-damn know, was the Season Premeire of LOST on ABC. Our pals Emily and John at “The Couch” have put together a little recap of this week’s episode (AND they will every week for us, so look here for it!) So without any more of our chatter-boxy mouth, here it is.

The Beginning of the End.

Well folks here we are just as the title of this episodes states this is the beginning of them end and in true LOST for we find that we have more questions than answers, are still confused about the time line and of course our jaws are sore from them hitting the floor so many times. And we would not be any happier.

Today in my office there was a small discussion about the show where many of the guys in the office compared this show to a girl talking about giving you a lap dance but then of course never delivering. I would like to think of Lost more like the ultimate foreplay and that in the end there will be a big pay off. (At least I hope there will be) True fans are in this for the long haul the good the bad. Those who want instant gratification, there is a strip club down by the airport that is open 24 hours a day, get your rocks off there.

continue reading "LOST Recap"

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Holy Silly-string…. The Mama Mia trailer is up. Not only am I a weird fan of Abba (and the A*Teens) but I am also a big fan of this show, AND OF MERYL STREEP! Yeap, Meryl Streep is Donna (The Mom) in the Theatrical Release of “Mama Mia” along with Colin Firth, Pierce Brosnan, Christine Baranski, and everyone’s favorite “Mean Girl” and star of the film Amanda Seyfried. (”Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles, and I’m sorry for telling everyone, And I’m sorry for repeating it just now. “) Here is the trailer..enjoy.

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Well, if you didn’t watch last nights amazing rerun of the Season Finale of last seasons run of LOST, you need to redeem your soul by at least watching tonight’s Season Premiere. The fourth season of Lost finally premieres tonight at 9/8c on ABC. The episode, entitled “The Beginning of the End,” is described as such: Feeling that their rescue is close at hand, the survivors don’t know whether or not to believe Charlie’s final message that the people claiming to liberate them are not who they seem to be. The episode is directed by Jack Bender and written by Damon Lindelof and Calrton Cuse.

Speaking of Damon Lindelof, the co-creator of the series has this to say to his fans: “All I can say is that it means the world to us that you’re about to watch the 73rd hour of the show and you’re still on board. It’s you guys that make us sprinkle the extra fairy dust on every script with hopes of kick starting something in your imagination… or even your heart. Let the games begin!!!”

If you have any LOST question, this site will answer them all: LOSTpedia

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I can not express how psyched I am about Baby Mama… Successful and single businesswoman Kate Holbrook (Tina Fey) has long put her career ahead of a personal life. Now 37, she’s finally determined to have a kid on her own. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has only a million-to-one chance of getting pregnant. Undaunted, the driven Kate allows South Philly working girl Angie Ostrowiski (Amy Poehler) to become her unlikely surrogate. In a battle of wills, they will struggle their way through preparation for the baby’s arrival. I will be there..opening weekend, MARK MY WORDS!

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